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Most Valuable International Artwork: 435thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,249thMost Cultured: 1,967th
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Illahee

Population13.443 billion

CapitalWahkiakum
LeaderHarry Henderson
FaithThe Squatch Rite

Currencygold clam
AnimalBigfoot

The Giant in the Trees of Illahee is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Harry Henderson with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, state-planned economy, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 13.443 billion Squatches hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wahkiakum. The average income tax rate is 84.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Squatchy economy, worth a remarkable 3,004 trillion gold clams a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Information Technology, Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 223,521 gold clams, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The general public only knows their favorite politician's first name, atheism is seen as a prerequisite for political power, raver DJ XStacy holds multiple medical degrees in chillaxing, and diplomatic missions typically end with a flurry of childish insults, accusations and phlegm. Crime is totally unknown. Illahee's national animal is the Bigfoot, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Squatch Rite.

Illahee is ranked 10,732nd in the world and 1st in The Sasquatch Republic for Most Stationary, with 2,257.7684161384 days.

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Highest Food Quality: 3,190thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,304thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,627thLargest Black Market: 3,827thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,005thRudest Citizens: 4,126thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,276thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,277thSmartest Citizens: 4,327thMost Developed: 4,336thMost Efficient Economies: 4,441stLargest Publishing Industry: 5,211thMost Inclusive: 5,362ndMost Influential: 5,537thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,972ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,886thHighest Economic Output: 7,243rdHighest Average Incomes: 7,388thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,938thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,957thMost Stationary: 10,732ndHealthiest Citizens: 10,749thLargest Governments: 11,056thMost Compassionate Citizens: 13,143rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 14,301stMost Rebellious Youth: 14,311thTop
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Nicest Citizens: 15,537thLargest Retail Industry: 20,659thMost Corrupt Governments: 23,134thMost Secular: 24,454thMost Pacifist: 26,638th
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Rudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionMost Politically Free: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Illahee was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : Illahee was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : Illahee resigned from the World Assembly.
  • : Illahee endorsed The Republic of East Coggins.
  • : Illahee endorsed Chodean kal.
  • : Illahee endorsed The Free Land of Altai Almas.
  • : Illahee voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate Serovski Mir 2022".
  • : Illahee voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Murderers Get Nothing".
  • : Illahee was admitted to the World Assembly.
  • : Illahee applied to join the World Assembly.

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