The Colony of IFF33 is a titanic, socially progressive nation, notable for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The democratic population of 13.971 billion IFF33ians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 16.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient IFF33ian economy, worth 540 trillion Citas a year, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 38,632 Citas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. IFF33's national animal is the Vippertooth Dragon.

IFF33 is ranked 37,081^st in the world and 1^st in International Fascist Federation for Least Corrupt Governments, with 93.97 percentage of bribes refused.