The Republic of Iettoisredninn is a colossal, cultured nation, renowned for its infamous sell-swords, aversion to nipples, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 6.839 billion Iettoisredninnians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 82.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Iettoisredninnian economy, worth 956 trillion Yen a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Automobile Manufacturing, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 139,872 Yen, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

The IBI Channel Tunnel project is plagued by delays, the Treasury has been accused of flushing money down the toilet, matryoshka dolls resembling nested Death Stars are commonly sold, and government ministers are regularly seen in the streets confessing their sins and hammering missiles into plow-shares. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Iettoisredninn's national animal is the Scorpion, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Iettoisredninn is ranked 202,283^rd in the world and 898^th in Two for Safest, scoring 43.06 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.