The United States of Iesbian is a colossal, socially progressive nation, renowned for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 3.182 billion Iesbianians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, with Welfare, Healthcare, and Public Transport also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.1%.

The strong Iesbianian economy, worth 129 trillion malas a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Gambling. Average income is 40,557 malas, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 261,397 per year while the poor average 2,542, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Iesbian's national animal is the mala, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Iesbian is ranked 153,903^rd in the world and 4^th in Lezzie for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 37,678.11 Standard Monetary Units.