The Infinite Supply of Ice 800 is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by The Local Drunk with an even hand, and remarkable for its avant-garde cinema, daily referendums, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 32.583 billion Ice 800ians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Liquor Store. The average income tax rate is 90.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Ice 800ian economy, worth an astonishing 19,930 trillion 40 ounces a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is a breathtaking 611,681 40 ounces, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

Most people suffer from some form of hearing loss, students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas, they say that Ice 800ians made a dessert and called it peace, and Panther is one of the most popular forenames in Ice 800. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Ice 800's national animal is the panther, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Ice 800.

Ice 800 is ranked 30,975^th in the world and 1^st in South Central for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 5,283.81 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.