The United Socialist States of I-EYE is a colossal, cultured nation, notable for its compulsory military service and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 2.524 billion I-EYEians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The relatively small, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Defense, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.4%.

The very strong I-EYEian economy, worth 171 trillion pesos a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with major contributions from Retail, Woodchip Exports, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 67,908 pesos, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 232,977 per year while the poor average 14,527, a ratio of 16.0 to 1.

Murder is sanctioned if the legal paperwork is filled out correctly, the Supreme Court vehemently protects civil rights and the right to privacy, there have been sightings of people walking around dressed in nothing but leopard-skin g-strings for 'religious reasons', and depression sinks in after each election when voters realize they are stuck with these people for years. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force. I-EYE's national animal is the kangarooroo, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

I-EYE is ranked 140,836^th in the world and 7^th in Pussy for Safest, scoring 66.25 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.