The Most Serene Republic of Hyva is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its absence of drug laws. The hard-working, cynical, devout population of 30.153 billion Hyvans are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The medium-sized, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hyvana. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 21.9%.

The very strong Hyvan economy, worth a remarkable 1,613 trillion Hyvs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 53,508 Hyvs, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 151,042 per year while the poor average 15,173, a ratio of 10.0 to 1.

Hyva has designated Hyvana as its capital city. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Hyva's national animal is the horse.

Hyva is ranked 102,893^rd in the world and 25^th in Philippines for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 883.41 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.