The Kingdom of Hyrule0 is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by King Rhoam Bosphoramus Hyrule with an even hand, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, anti-smoking policies, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 23.338 billion Hylians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hyrule Castle Town. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Hylian economy, worth a remarkable 3,166 trillion Rupees a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Gambling, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 135,672 Rupees, with the richest citizens earning 9.1 times as much as the poorest.

Government critics have noticed a lot of new neighbors with expensive surveillance equipment in their garages, sleep-deprived officials are known to collapse after late night revision for their examinations, the citizenship exam requires years of study to actually pass, and attempts to inform people about their unclaimed property are often mistaken for telephone scams. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Hyrule0's national animal is the Epona, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Hylianity.

Hyrule0 is ranked 237,114^th in the world and 13^th in Sheriffmuir for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 116.44 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.