The Queendom of Hypt empire is a colossal, cultured nation, remarkable for its public floggings, pith helmet sales, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.659 billion Hypt empireans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 51.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Hypt empirean economy, worth 443 trillion florins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 66,628 florins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

There has been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates, nations that kill a Hypt empirean can expect a strongly worded letter, the government-sponsored autobiography 'A Leader For All Seasons' has only been bought by the most loyal of Leader's supporters, and postcards from Hypt empirean driving test centres are popular souvenirs. Crime is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Hypt empire's national animal is the cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Hypt empire is ranked 86,230^th in the world and 353^rd in Jihad Army of the Emperor for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 3,836.22 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.