The Chinese Stats of Hylia is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Emperor Shenlong with an even hand, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, daily referendums, and digital currency. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 16.233 billion Chinese have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Guangzhou. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Hylian economy, worth a remarkable 7,387 trillion Taels a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 455,111 Taels, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Shady doctors seem to have impeccable records, only adults may purchase violent video games, Hylia's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region, and historical commemorations regularly devolve into militaristic jingoism. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Hylia's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Shenism.

Hylia is ranked 277,877^th in the world and 62^nd in Union Mundial for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -12.65 on the Clooney Contribution Index.