The Chinese Stats of Hylia is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Emperor Shenlong with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, pith helmet sales, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 9.55 billion Chinese enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Shangkai. The average income tax rate is 98.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Hylian economy, worth a remarkable 3,509 trillion taels a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 367,456 taels, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Trick-or-treaters and circus clowns have been arrested under suspicion of being renegade vigilantes, noises louder than a whisper have been prohibited by law, the Snow Leopard is a protected species, and bizarre-looking creatures called 'Snow Leoparddogs' dominate wildlife preserves. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Hylia's national animal is the Snow Leopard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Shenism.

Hylia is ranked 1,300^th in the world and 4^th in Union Mundial for Most Armed, with 18.49 Weapons Per Person.