The My Daughter's Nation of HSPVA is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Principal with a fair hand, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, compulsory vegetarianism, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 42.251 billion HSPVAians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Houston. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 72.6%.

The frighteningly efficient HSPVAian economy, worth an astonishing 10,281 trillion arts a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Soda Sales, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 243,338 arts, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,541,602 per year while the poor average 15,980, a ratio of 96.5 to 1.

Children's TV shows are having a gay old time, the government has strong opinions about what goes into your bodily orifices, 'A is for Annulment' is a popular children's song, and actively encouraging climate change is helping reduce winter fuel costs. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. HSPVA's national animal is the swan, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Agnostic Pantheism.

HSPVA is ranked 285,664^th in the world and 292^nd in NationStates for Safest, scoring 5.25 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.