The My Daughter's Nation of HSPVA is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Principal with a fair hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, deadly medical pandemics, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 47.401 billion HSPVAians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Houston. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 74.3%.

The frighteningly efficient HSPVAian economy, worth an astonishing 12,566 trillion arts a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Soda Sales, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 265,103 arts, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,387,750 per year while the poor average 27,169, a ratio of 51.1 to 1.

The real art was the AI friends we made along the way, nothing in life is promised except death and government support, nothing is as sacred as fermented soybean paste, and the nation threatens sanctions on islands only visible at low tide. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. HSPVA's national animal is the swan, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Agnostic Pantheism.

HSPVA is ranked 41,152^nd in the world and 48^th in NationStates for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 4,066.43 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.