The Unholy Empire of Hsakh is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Empress von Lohengramm with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 16.14 billion Hsakhians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Heissenen. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 27.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Hsakhian economy, worth a remarkable 3,170 trillion nukes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 196,442 nukes, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 738,313 per year while the poor average 36,486, a ratio of 20.2 to 1.

Not all rivers run to the sea, doctors accused of having no heart reply that cardiology isn't their speciality, Hsakh's heavy congestion charges are the bane of motorists' lives, and actively encouraging climate change is helping reduce winter fuel costs. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Hsakh's national animal is the Hsakh snake of doom, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Hsakh is ranked 320,981^st in the world and 12^th in Nova Minor for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 13.06 on the Kitten Softness Rating.