The Kingdom of Horsweden is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Horseival the Third with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, public floggings, and daily referendums. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 26.842 billion Horswedenians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Trotholm. The average income tax rate is 84.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Horswedenian economy, worth a remarkable 4,962 trillion Bits a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 184,881 Bits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Horseival the Third seems to wear red a lot these days, dangerous criminals are often 'accidentally' sent on one-way trips to Maxtopia, murderers and thieves claim divine inspiration to avoid prosecution, and whenever pilots have to bail out the government bails out their company. Crime is totally unknown. Horsweden's national animal is the Pony, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Horsweden is ranked 32,118^th in the world and 93^rd in Europeia for Most Corrupt Governments, with 67.6 kickbacks per hour.