The Estrogen Euphoriacs of Homyland is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Supreme Leader Jarrod Bowen with an even hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, state-planned economy, and lack of airports. The compassionate, cheerful population of 11.623 billion Homylanders enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, corrupt, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of London Stadium. The average income tax rate is 98.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Homylandite economy, worth a remarkable 2,242 trillion irons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 192,909 irons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The economy is green and the air is black, foreign invaders are putting Homylandite lab rats out of a job, produce markets have tanked in pursuit of the perfect potato, and a politician who is photographed pulling a funny face while eating can say goodbye to their credibility. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Homyland's national animal is the bubbles, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Church of Jarrod Bowen.

Homyland is ranked 4,307^th in the world and 1^st in West Ham United for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 8,861.16 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.