The Rogue Nation of Kaoia is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Xēi Mogu with an even hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.409 billion Lei enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tamei. The average income tax rate is 67.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Lei economy, worth 198 trillion Lilies a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Cheese Exports, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 58,357 Lilies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume, there's a politician called Male Infant Vonnegut, 100-year-old politicians are now a thing of the past, and access to the woods is only granted to those who bring a small shrubbery. Crime is totally unknown. Kaoia's national animal is the Lei Koi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kaoia is ranked 12,266^th in the world and 348^th in the South Pacific for Safest, scoring 118.78 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.