The Confederacy of HO FF is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its burgeoning crocodile population. The hard-working population of 2.023 billion HO FFians are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The medium-sized, moralistic, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 16.9%.

The very strong HO FFian economy, worth 108 trillion bitcoins a year, is led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Trout Farming, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 53,660 bitcoins, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 163,923 per year while the poor average 13,615, a ratio of 12.0 to 1.

Crime is moderate, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. HO FF's national animal is the crocodile.

HO FF is ranked 258,802^nd in the world and 5^th in Fascist Front for Highest Drug Use, scoring 48.26 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.