The Dictatorship of HMS Conqueror is a mammoth, pleasant nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape and suspicion of poets. The hard-working population of 5.067 billion HMS Conquerorians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 25.9%.

The HMS Conquerorian economy, worth 225 trillion Delta Eagles a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Gambling. Average income is 44,438 Delta Eagles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Escargots have lost their charm ever since they started to be called 'cooked land snails', student athletes gaze forlornly at abandoned Kitsuneball fields, many HMS Conquerorians twitch nervously at the sight of nuns, and the government tries not to listen to the people unless it absolutely has to. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. HMS Conqueror's national animal is the Kitsune, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

HMS Conqueror is ranked 105,349^th in the world and 4^th in Navy for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 850.76 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.