The Woodhouse Sanctum of His-1 is a gargantuan, safe nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, keen interest in outer space, and prohibition of alcohol. The cynical, devout population of 26.424 billion His-1ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 57.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong His-1ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,559 trillion $$s a year, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 59,023 $$s, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Pilots always remember to send their doctors a Maxxmas card, 4-year-olds are often found reminiscing about the 'good old days', corporations cut costs by taking away safety-features on their products, and most barbers are also surgeons. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. His-1's national animal is the Laughing Swordfish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

His-1 is ranked 197,942^nd in the world and 2^nd in Hispaniola for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 397.66 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.