The Kingdom of Hipanien is a very large, orderly nation, notable for its deadly medical pandemics, public floggings, and ban on automobiles. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 308 million Hipanienians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Spirituality, although Defense, Industry, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Education and Social Policy aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 16.3%.

The thriving Hipanienian economy, worth 22.6 trillion Pesetapfunds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 73,422 Pesetapfunds, with the richest citizens earning 7.3 times as much as the poorest.

Preschoolers practice disarming active shooters before naptime, a government program is underway to revitalize Hipanien's beaches, Leader signs the laws but abides by none of them, and sales of fishnet stockings have reached a record high. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force. Hipanien's national animal is the Löwe, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Hipanien is ranked 100,449^th in the world and 14^th in Rosaria for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 11,575.53 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.