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Lowest Crime Rates: 822ndMost Extreme: 1,073rdMost Authoritarian: 1,195th
The PLANET of
Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship
ahhh... phooey.
Princess Asteria
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

Overview Factbook Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

High Moon

Population6.358 billion

CapitalLuniaria
LeaderPrincess Asteria
FaithThe faith of the planet

CurrencyLunar Credits
AnimalMoon Mite

The PLANET of High Moon is a mammoth, orderly nation, ruled by Princess Asteria with an iron fist, and remarkable for its enslaved workforce, free-roaming dinosaurs, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 6.358 billion Moonfolk are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Luniaria. The average income tax rate is 99.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Lunar economy, worth a remarkable 1,586 trillion Lunar Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Basket Weaving. Average income is an amazing 249,521 Lunar Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The words 'private' and 'enterprise' must never appear in the same sentence, gay couples who hold hands are forced into unbreakable bonds, jaw strain is an increasingly common ailment, and military equipment is being auctioned off to extend comatose centenarians' lives. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. High Moon's national animal is the Moon Mite, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The faith of the planet.

High Moon is ranked 278,239th in the world and 38th in The Alliance of Dictators for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -8.12 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

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Lowest Crime Rates: 822ndMost Extreme: 1,073rdMost Authoritarian: 1,195thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,285thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,433rdMost Secular: 1,624thLargest Governments: 1,641stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,791stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,873rdHighest Poor Incomes: 2,020thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,030thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,332ndMost Patriotic: 2,350thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,372ndMost Developed: 2,514thMost Conservative: 2,932ndSmartest Citizens: 3,041stTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 3,214thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,295thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,312thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,315thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,922ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,096thMost Cultured: 5,110thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,722ndMost Efficient Economies: 6,105thHighest Average Incomes: 6,290thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 8,256thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,546thSafest: 9,681stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,756thMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,066thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,202ndHealthiest Citizens: 10,749thMost Valuable International Artwork: 10,785thTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 17,499thMost Income Equality: 19,883rdLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 19,951stHighest Economic Output: 22,037th
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Most Authoritarian: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2nd in the regionMost Conservative: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Developed: 4th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in High Moon, military equipment is being auctioned off to extend comatose centenarians' lives.
  • : Following new legislation in High Moon, jaw strain is an increasingly common ailment.
  • : Following new legislation in High Moon, gay couples who hold hands are forced into unbreakable bonds.
  • : Following new legislation in High Moon, the words 'private' and 'enterprise' must never appear in the same sentence.
  • : Following new legislation in High Moon, all Moonfolk live like kings.
  • : High Moon was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in High Moon, guilt tripped foreigners heavily dictate child hunger in High Moon.
  • : Following new legislation in High Moon, new "Commiserations! It's An Accident!" greetings cards for expectant mothers are selling surprisingly quickly.
  • : Following new legislation in High Moon, subsistence farmers require doctorates in applied sowing.
  • : Following new legislation in High Moon, universities spend millions removing ivy from their walls to avoid accusations of elitism.

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