by Max Barry

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Largest Gambling Industry: 737thHighest Crime Rates: 2,521stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,066th
The Dreaming Spiral of
Compulsory Consumerist State Aspirational Worker State
An endless nightmare, so it seems
Influence
Page
Region
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Few

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Hetonika

Population5.89 billion

CapitalThe Ivory Gate
LeaderThe Delirious Shadow
FaithThe Hollow Sleep

CurrencyCrystaline Tears
AnimalSleeping Weaver

The Dreaming Spiral of Hetonika is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by The Delirious Shadow with an iron fist, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, frequent executions, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.89 billion Dreamwalkers are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Spirituality, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Ivory Gate. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.9%.

The all-consuming Dreaming economy, worth 575 trillion Crystaline Tears a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and dominated by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, and Soda Sales. Average income is 97,791 Crystaline Tears, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 416,703 per year while the poor average 14,757, a ratio of 28.2 to 1.

It's often raining men (hallelujah) in The Ivory Gate, reflection is vital for badly behaved politicians, the The Ivory Gate XV Regiment (aka "The Goat Starers") have yet to win a battle, and 'Mountain Doobie' is widely regarded as the nation's favourite drink. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Hetonika's national animal is the Sleeping Weaver, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is The Hollow Sleep.

Hetonika is ranked 277,443rd in the world and 1,558th in the Outback for Most Developed, scoring 50.02 on the Human Development Index.

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Largest Gambling Industry: 737thHighest Crime Rates: 2,521stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,066thTop
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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 3,846thMost Avoided: 4,428thMost Ignorant Citizens: 4,624thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4,907thFattest Citizens: 4,926thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,346thHighest Disposable Incomes: 9,546thLargest Insurance Industry: 11,001stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 11,594thMost Devout: 15,231stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 15,290thTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 17,764thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 20,619thMost Armed: 23,082ndMost Rebellious Youth: 23,357th
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Largest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 12th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 12th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 13th in the regionMost Avoided: 14th in the regionFattest Citizens: 16th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 17th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 17th in the regionTop
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Most Devout: 27th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 43rd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 49th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 50th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 55th in the regionMost Influential: 61st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 64th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 65th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 83rd in the regionTop
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Nudest: 94th in the regionMost Armed: 96th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 108th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 110th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 113th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 125th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 126th in the regionLargest Populations: 140th in the regionLargest Black Market: 142nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 156th in the region
No WA voting rights.

Endorsements Received: 5 » Faralried, Walkabout, Wauka Mountain, Freelandy, and Rovhania.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Hetonika was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate and the Top 5% for Most Devout, Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, and Largest Soda Pop Sector.
  • : Hetonika lodged a message on the The Outback Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Hetonika, 'Mountain Doobie' is widely regarded as the nation's favourite drink.
  • : Following new legislation in Hetonika, the The Ivory Gate XV Regiment (aka "The Goat Starers") have yet to win a battle.
  • : Following new legislation in Hetonika, reflection is vital for badly behaved politicians.
  • : Following new legislation in Hetonika, it's often raining men (hallelujah) in The Ivory Gate.
  • : Following new legislation in Hetonika, the annual Adult Film Awards have a category for most titillating aftershave advert.
  • : Hetonika lodged a message on the The Outback Regional Message Board.
  • : Hetonika was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
  • : Following new legislation in Hetonika, Widow Twankey complains about being "cancelled".

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