Population | 7.254 billion |
Currency | kibble |
Animal | cat |
The Republic of Here Kitty Kitty 6 is a colossal, orderly nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, parental licensing program, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.254 billion kitties are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Administration, with Law & Order, Industry, and Defense also on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 67.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient feline economy, worth 854 trillion kibbles a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Tourism, Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 117,752 kibbles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.
The strong are acquitted and the weak are trampled in trial by a cat, a typical peasant's life cycle leads from birth to the gallows, the general public only knows their favorite politician's first name, and every day's an auto-de-fé day. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Here Kitty Kitty 6's national animal is the cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Here Kitty Kitty 6 is ranked 276,355th in the world and 3rd in Here Kitty Kitty for Highest Food Quality, scoring 6.28 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Here Kitty Kitty 6 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Black Market and the Top 10% for Highest Poor Incomes and Most Primitive.
- : Here Kitty Kitty 6 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Devout, Most Conservative, and Most Authoritarian.
- : Following new legislation in Here Kitty Kitty 6, every day's an auto-de-fé day.
- : Following new legislation in Here Kitty Kitty 6, the general public only knows their favorite politician's first name.
- : Following new legislation in Here Kitty Kitty 6, a typical peasant's life cycle leads from birth to the gallows.
- : Following new legislation in Here Kitty Kitty 6, the strong are acquitted and the weak are trampled in trial by a cat.
- : Following new legislation in Here Kitty Kitty 6, nocturnal light pollution is mostly blue.
- : Following new legislation in Here Kitty Kitty 6, the latest national park is visited by more sharks than people.
- : Following new legislation in Here Kitty Kitty 6, the government is flooded with compensation requests.
- : Following new legislation in Here Kitty Kitty 6, bad punctuation has come to a full stop.