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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 91stGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 148thMost Corrupt Governments: 167th
The Burning Legions of
Corporate Police State Entrepreneurial Freedom Zone
A lie believed by all becomes the truth
Grand Architect Balthazar Sturm
Influence
Apprentice
Minister of Events
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Hellslayer

Population16.681 billion

CapitalInferneum
LeaderGrand Architect Balthazar Sturm
FaithTemple of Umbra

CurrencySol
Animalwyvern

The Burning Legions of Hellslayer is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Grand Architect Balthazar Sturm with an iron fist, and notable for its pith helmet sales, complete absence of social welfare, and labour-free parental leave. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 16.681 billion demons are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Inferneum. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 28.4%.

The frighteningly efficient demonic economy, worth a remarkable 7,458 trillion Sols a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 447,101 Sols, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,140,153 per year while the poor average 4,631, a ratio of 893 to 1.

Fifteen-year-olds cannot walk younger siblings to school without a professional Childcare and Education Certificate, women complaining about lack of opportunity are told to "man up", both criminals and civilians are DOA, and the past is set in stone. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hellslayer's national animal is the wyvern, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Temple of Umbra.

Hellslayer is ranked 310,931st in the world and 153rd in Commonwealth of Sovereign States for Most Cultured, scoring -152 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 91stGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 148thMost Corrupt Governments: 167thLargest Retail Industry: 172ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 182ndLargest Insurance Industry: 236thMost Avoided: 294thMost Secular: 410thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 447thFattest Citizens: 470thHighest Disposable Incomes: 527thLargest Mining Sector: 540thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 558thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 735thMost Armed: 757thHighest Average Incomes: 902ndMost Efficient Economies: 1,237thRudest Citizens: 1,273rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,314thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,634thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,668thMost Patriotic: 1,829thHighest Economic Output: 2,082ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,099thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,715thLargest Governments: 2,947thTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,119thLargest Black Market: 3,271stLowest Crime Rates: 4,172ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,558thSmartest Citizens: 4,567thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,693rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4,861stMost Influential: 5,610thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 8,618thMost Conservative: 12,010thLargest Agricultural Sector: 14,223rdTop
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 18,099thLargest Populations: 24,413thMost Advanced Public Education: 28,768th
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Secular: 3rd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 5th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 5th in the regionRudest Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 6th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6th in the regionMost Patriotic: 7th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 7th in the regionTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 9th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 11th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 11th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 12th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 14th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 14th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 15th in the regionLargest Governments: 15th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 15th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Hellslayer, the past is set in stone.
  • : Following new legislation in Hellslayer, both criminals and civilians are DOA.
  • : Following new legislation in Hellslayer, women complaining about lack of opportunity are told to "man up".
  • : Following new legislation in Hellslayer, fifteen-year-olds cannot walk younger siblings to school without a professional Childcare and Education Certificate.
  • : Following new legislation in Hellslayer, international trade is a sticky issue.
  • : Hellslayer's resolution was passed by the General Assembly.
  • : Following new legislation in Hellslayer, political shows are fit for purpose.
  • : Following new legislation in Hellslayer, gene-engineered sewerjacks don't smell but they do stink.
  • : Following new legislation in Hellslayer, the examiners who examine examiners are being examined by examiners.
  • : Following new legislation in Hellslayer, teenage girls worry that they'll be unpopular if their skirts aren't short enough.

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