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Most Primitive: 133rdMost Conservative: 165thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 250th
The Horrific Nightmare of
Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship
Abandon all hope, ye who enter here
Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Reasonable
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Hellscapia

Population8.762 billion

Capital20 Pandæmonium
Leader20 the Devil
Faith20 Satanism

Currencysin
Animalcerberus

The Horrific Nightmare of Hellscapia is a mammoth, orderly nation, ruled by 20 the Devil with an iron fist, and notable for its enslaved workforce, infamous sell-swords, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.762 billion demons are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of 20 Pandæmonium. The average income tax rate is 95.7%.

The enormous but inefficient evil economy, worth a remarkable 1,456 trillion sins a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 166,206 sins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Smiling in public is seen as criminally suspicious behaviour, the saying "when pigs fly" has been changed to "when the lights work", there's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt, and drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Hellscapia's national animal is the cerberus, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is 20 Satanism.

Hellscapia is ranked 4,123rd in the world and 12th in Hell for Fattest Citizens, with 30.09 Obesity Rate.

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Most Primitive: 133rdMost Conservative: 165thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 250thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 410thMost Ignorant Citizens: 642ndMost Devout: 653rdMost Authoritarian: 952ndMost Extreme: 1,443rdLowest Crime Rates: 1,673rdMost Corrupt Governments: 2,233rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,466thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,662ndTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,150thMost Armed: 3,469thMost Patriotic: 3,564thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,603rdLargest Black Market: 3,728thFattest Citizens: 4,123rdMost Avoided: 4,142ndNudest: 4,714thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,781stLargest Governments: 6,116thTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 16,341stHighest Average Incomes: 19,321stHighest Economic Output: 24,432nd
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Devout: 2nd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionMost Primitive: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 5th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionMost Patriotic: 6th in the regionLargest Black Market: 7th in the regionMost Armed: 7th in the regionLargest Governments: 8th in the regionTop
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Nudest: 9th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 11th in the regionFattest Citizens: 12th in the regionMost Avoided: 13th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Hellscapia, drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking.
  • : Hellscapia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Extreme.
  • : Following new legislation in Hellscapia, there's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt.
  • : Following new legislation in Hellscapia, the saying "when pigs fly" has been changed to "when the lights work".
  • : Following new legislation in Hellscapia, smiling in public is seen as criminally suspicious behaviour.
  • : Following new legislation in Hellscapia, tourists visiting the nation are warned not to drink local tap water.
  • : Hellscapia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Hellscapia, phone taps are frequently carried out by the police.
  • : Following new legislation in Hellscapia, punk rockers smash it up and then clean it up.
  • : Following new legislation in Hellscapia, military spending recently hit a new high.

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