
| Population | 3.716 billion |
| Capital | Nelsonsburg |
| Leader | President Abraham Greene |
| Faith | Christianity |
| Currency | Drac |
| Animal | Ashen Falcon |
The Monitory Democracy of Hellmire is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by President Abraham Greene with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, keen interest in outer space, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 3.716 billion Hellmireans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Administration are also considered important, while Environment and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nelsonsburg. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 42.5%.
The frighteningly efficient Hellmirean economy, worth 465 trillion Dracs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 125,291 Dracs, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 536,161 per year while the poor average 18,769, a ratio of 28.6 to 1.
Global warming is heating up, virtual assistants are seen with increasing suspicion every time they get an upgrade, the nation grinds to a halt for afternoon tea, and the nation frequently scolds its subject territories for staying up past bedtime. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hellmire's national animal is the Ashen Falcon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Christianity.
Hellmire is ranked 17,859th in the world and 2nd in The Draco Sector for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 72,042.48 Standard Monetary Units.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Hellmire was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
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Hellmire, the nation frequently scolds its subject territories for staying up past bedtime.
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Hellmire changed its national faith to "Christianity".
- : Following new legislation in
Hellmire, the nation grinds to a halt for afternoon tea.
- : Following new legislation in
Hellmire, virtual assistants are seen with increasing suspicion every time they get an upgrade.
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Hellmire's influence in The Draco Sector rose from "Truckler" to "Handshaker".
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Hellmire was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry and the Top 10% for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector.
- : Following new legislation in
Hellmire, global warming is heating up.
- : Following new legislation in
Hellmire, on graduation day the hats thrown in the air fly high enough to stun passing pigeons.
- : Following new legislation in
Hellmire, citizens must have a license to operate a computer.

































