The Kingdom of Hellisinki is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its state-planned economy, compulsory military service, and frequent executions. The devout population of 1.203 billion Fins are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Spirituality, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Everglade. The average income tax rate is 77.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Finnish economy, worth 29.7 trillion Rians a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Cheese Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 24,692 Rians, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It is said that a Finnish woman's work is never done, the decommissioned tank divisions of other nations are being bought up en masse by Hellisinki, the typical murderer weighs 150kg and has hairy arms, and students and teachers are regularly stopped and searched for symbols of religious affiliation before class. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hellisinki's national animal is the Ginger Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Hellisinki is ranked 300,444^th in the world and 1^st in Sonyaqel for Highest Average Incomes, with 24,692.11 Standard Monetary Units.