The Light Cruiser of Helena KanColle is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Helena with a fair hand, and notable for its burgeoning dolphin population. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 7.621 billion Helena KanColleans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Washington. The average income tax rate is 44.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Helena KanCollean economy, worth 517 trillion dollars a year, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 67,946 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Jennifer Government is a bestseller, pretending to be prejudiced is a good way to get out of jury duty, stone wrist watches that weigh 20lb are the latest trend, and supermarket milk is a shear-thickening fluid that can stop small-caliber bullets. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Helena KanColle's national animal is the dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Violetism.

Helena KanColle is ranked 86,020^th in the world and 4^th in The Imperial Fleet for Lowest Crime Rates, with 67.72 law-abiding acts per hour.