The Unknown of HEJ-872543 is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, compulsory military service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 11.103 billion HEJ-872543ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 56.3%.

The all-consuming HEJ-872543ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,178 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 106,178 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.0 times as much as the poorest.

Military minds worry that 'the blue screen of death' on brand new operating systems may be a literal description, young soldiers are shocked to discover there are no 'safe spaces' on a battlefield, citizens insist that there's no law against standing downwind when marijuana crops are burned off, and men are enrolling into lady etiquette courses. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. HEJ-872543's national animal is the panther, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

HEJ-872543 is ranked 294,542^nd in the world and 1^st in Pee for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -10.77 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.