The Moderated Nation of Heck Land is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 33.583 billion Heck Landians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order and Spirituality are also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Heck Landian economy, worth a remarkable 9,641 trillion Mod Warnings a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 287,083 Mod Warnings, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,814,320 per year while the poor average 18,975, a ratio of 95.6 to 1.

Midnight raids drag couples from their homes in the name of decency, visitors to the famed rainforests are instead taken to vast furniture factories, Leader claims to be the epitome of family values, and governments opposing Heck Land are beset by rebels. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Heck Land's national animal is the Mod Warning, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Heck Land is ranked 4,764^th in the world and 37^th in Europeia for Lowest Crime Rates, with 117.62 law-abiding acts per hour.