The Fiery Sinners of Heatosia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Kasai Nakamura with a fair hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 1.067 billion Heatosians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The tiny, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Infernia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.4%.

The thriving Heatosian economy, worth 80.7 trillion Blackgolds a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is 75,617 Blackgolds, with the richest citizens earning 9.9 times as much as the poorest.

Purported secret military bases are dismissed by Kasai Nakamura to be highly-advanced toilet factories, it is a common belief that a sport isn't sport if there are no decapitations, political gridlock ensues as even the most innocuous legislation is vetoed by the Supreme Court for potential civil rights violations, and major boxing matches are held in government buildings. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Heatosia's national animal is the Southern Heat Worm, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is The Withered Tree of Zalthorak.

Heatosia is ranked 162,924^th in the world and 21^st in fellowship of the wyrms for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 1,109.31 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.