The Republic of Heart is a mammoth, safe nation, ruled by Attila Brady with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and daily referendums. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 9.873 billion Heartians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Heartland. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 39.2%.

The very strong Heartian economy, worth 539 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Cheese Exports, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 54,651 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.9 times as much as the poorest.

Children must make a homemade spinach and ricotta rotolo by high school or be held back, the Twelve Steps To Logging Off is the most popular mobile download, seasonal hay-fever sufferers are attending government drug counselling sessions to get free doughnuts, and city-slickers are jelly of all the farmland the government is giving away. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Heart's national animal is the Raven, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Love.

Heart is ranked 52,723^rd in the world and 3^rd in Heart for Safest, scoring 102.31 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.