The Republic of Heart is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Attila Brady with an even hand, and renowned for its public floggings and spontaneously combusting cars. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 4.606 billion Heartians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Heartland. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 15.5%.

The very strong Heartian economy, worth 258 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Cheese Exports, and Information Technology. Average income is 56,230 dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 192,544 per year while the poor average 12,064, a ratio of 16.0 to 1.

Rioting and unrest sweep the nation, one of the most popular models in Heart has a scarred face and one working eye, the nation's leader is normally just referred to as "snuggle-wuggle-huggy-bear", and nobody knows why the caged Raven sings. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Heart's national animal is the Raven, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Love.

Heart is ranked 239,378^th in the world and 26^th in Heart for Lowest Crime Rates, with 54.68 law-abiding acts per hour.