The Grand Duchy of Havy Infle is a small, socially progressive nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, democratic population of 45 million Havy Infleans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The tiny, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.6%.

The strong Havy Inflean economy, worth 2.32 trillion pounds a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Gambling, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 51,543 pounds, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 149,275 per year while the poor average 14,103, a ratio of 10.6 to 1.

Organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region, TV shows must meet strict ethnicity quotas, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, and one year's corporation tax from three international megacorporations has funded one dozen shiny black pencils for Leader's office. Crime is moderate, probably because of the absence of a police force. Havy Infle's national animal is the turtle, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans.

Havy Infle is ranked 254,729^th in the world and 19^th in Polis for Most Patriotic, with 1.59 flags saluted per person per day.