The Wish You Were Here of Have a Cigar- is a mammoth, pleasant nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The hard-working population of 7.706 billion Have a Cigar-ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wish You Were Here. The average income tax rate is 24.3%.

The Have a Cigar-ian economy, worth 283 trillion anchors a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 36,842 anchors, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Have a Cigar- has designated Wish You Were Here as its capital city. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Have a Cigar-'s national animal is the album, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Have a Cigar- is ranked 242,141^st in the world and 2,483^rd in Brest Oblast for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 113.61 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.