The Republic of Harlizplot is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its disturbing lack of elderly people, punitive income tax rates, and compulsory gun ownership. The compassionate, humorless, devout population of 3.351 billion Harlizplotians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 80.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Harlizplotian economy, worth 502 trillion arils a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 150,023 arils, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

The inner circle of Leader is looking more and more like a pink triangle, in court almost every witness is a hostile witness, chipped paint can see a building condemned, and whipping posts and lashes have been transferred to the Historical Museum of Harlizplotian Embarrassments. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Harlizplot's national animal is the rainbow jay, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Harlizplot is ranked 19,447^th in the world and 33^rd in ArilCards Inc for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 3,399.99 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.