The Conservative Lands of Hannitization is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by President Trump with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, smutty television, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 49.057 billion Hannis have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Goldwater. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 65.2%.

The all-consuming Hannian economy, worth a remarkable 2,708 trillion campaign buttons a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 55,220 campaign buttons, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 184,137 per year while the poor average 12,328, a ratio of 14.9 to 1.

Rural communities are all but disenfranchised as politicians focus all their attention on winning the deciding urban votes, President Trump is adamant that ponies aren't just for little girls, maritime signalling has become tedious since only the Hannian flag can be displayed, and the government's fruit business reeks of rotting produce and corruption. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Hannitization's national animal is the elephant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Hannitization is ranked 61,439^th in the world and 1^st in Conservicstan for Highest Average Tax Rates, with 65.21 Effective Tax Rate.