The Republic of Hanahlepafa is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its triple-decker prams, parental licensing program, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 6.848 billion Hanahlepafans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 80.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Hanahlepafan economy, worth 933 trillion Dollars a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 136,280 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The government is lending a hand to private industry, computer users are buried daily in thousands of unsolicited emails, Occam's razor has sliced to pieces any childhood belief in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy, and drawing men's naughty bits isn't considered to be art. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hanahlepafa's national animal is the Python, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Hanahlepafa is ranked 213,753rd in the world and 1,283rd in Two for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 26,847.18 Standard Monetary Units.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Hanahlepafa was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes and the Top 10% for Largest Black Market, Most Advanced Public Education, Most Scientifically Advanced, and Highest Average Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in Hanahlepafa, drawing men's naughty bits isn't considered to be art.
- : Following new legislation in Hanahlepafa, Occam's razor has sliced to pieces any childhood belief in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy.
- : Following new legislation in Hanahlepafa, computer users are buried daily in thousands of unsolicited emails.
- : Following new legislation in Hanahlepafa, the government is lending a hand to private industry.
- : Following new legislation in Hanahlepafa, a survey of the nation's rivers and children has shown that pesticide levels are at an all-time regional high.
- : Following new legislation in Hanahlepafa, it is against the rules of boxing to hit above or below the belt.
- : Following new legislation in Hanahlepafa, the populace harbors a fierce hatred of the metric system.
- : Following new legislation in Hanahlepafa, the nation sends criminals home to think about what they did.
- : Following new legislation in Hanahlepafa, blackface performers claim they are being deliberately ironic.
