The Most Kingly Commonwealth of Haloginland is a huge, efficient nation, ruled by King Hvítsveinn Hrafningar XIII with an even hand, and renowned for its public floggings, ubiquitous missile silos, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, devout population of 766 million Háloginar are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government prioritizes Defense, although Administration, Industry, and Education are also considered important, while International Aid and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hrafnkamb. The average income tax rate is 36.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Háloginskr economy, worth 120 trillion fjallsilfrs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 157,823 fjallsilfrs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

EULAs remind customers that "Private Mode" is a browser setting rather than a promise, residents of new housing subdivisions complain about the total absence of supermarkets and restaurants, art is not complete without a touch of alizarin blood and titanium sweat, and CEOs and corporate executives are frequently found striking for better stock options. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Haloginland's national animal is the bat, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Haloginland is ranked 287,329^th in the world and 18^th in Astral Sea for Fattest Citizens, with 5.82 Obesity Rate.