The Federal Republic of Hailukanuya is a gargantuan, safe nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, infamous sell-swords, and zero percent divorce rate. The compassionate, devout population of 25.662 billion Hailukanuyans are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Education. The average income tax rate is 67.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Hailukanuyan economy, worth a remarkable 1,436 trillion taysins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Basket Weaving, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 55,963 taysins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Hordes of faceless civil servants are running cities, truancy is as easy as clicking a camera icon, slow dancing is made trickier when Auntie Edna insists on standing between the couple's arms, and the nation is ravaged by daily union strikes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hailukanuya's national animal is the reindeer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Hailukanuya is ranked 24,061^st in the world and 1^st in Winter for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 3,007.77 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.