The Republic of Hackmenistan is a mammoth, socially progressive nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 7.383 billion Hackmens are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of King Valley. The average income tax rate is 42.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Hackmenistanez economy, worth 727 trillion kosons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 98,513 kosons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children spend all morning taking out a comma and all afternoon putting it back in again, political talk shows often have children as guests whenever they need commentary on world religions, hordes of gardening enthusiasts are being banished from cities nationwide, and it takes months to get the proper permits for a child's first tricycle. Crime is totally unknown. Hackmenistan's national animal is the human, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Hackmenistan is ranked 97,156^th in the world and 4^th in Kogaion for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 11,886.09 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.