
| Population | 34.876 billion |
| Capital | Femininegrad |
| Leader | Sister Number One |
| Faith | Goddess Worship |
| Currency | Credit |
| Animal | Cat |
The Womyn's Paradise of Gynostan is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Sister Number One with an iron fist, and notable for its public floggings, enslaved workforce, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 34.876 billion Gynos are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Environment, and Education are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Femininegrad. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Gyno economy, worth an astonishing 34,145 trillion Credits a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is a breathtaking 979,065 Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Gift baskets often contain working nukes, morning birdsong has been replaced by the sound of the morning patrol, factories are beating plows into swords, and patients often wonder which is more annoying: their excruciating pain or their doctor incessantly praying over it. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gynostan's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Goddess Worship.
Gynostan is ranked 3,594th in the world and 4th in Pontbridge Islands for Largest Populations, with 34.9 billion capita.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
Gynostan, patients often wonder which is more annoying: their excruciating pain or their doctor incessantly praying over it.
- : Following new legislation in
Gynostan, factories are beating plows into swords.
- : Following new legislation in
Gynostan, morning birdsong has been replaced by the sound of the morning patrol.
- : Following new legislation in
Gynostan, gift baskets often contain working nukes.
- : Following new legislation in
Gynostan, a glyph of Sister Number One is worth a thousand letters.
- : Following new legislation in
Gynostan, children are brutally beaten for saying gyatt and skibidi.
- : Following new legislation in
Gynostan, invasive drug testing is now performed at elementary school sports days.
- : Following new legislation in
Gynostan, the military patrols the streets in search of possible secessionists.
- : Following new legislation in
Gynostan, it is illegal to make racist remarks in public.
- : Following new legislation in
Gynostan, political visitors are forced to stop ten paces from Sister Number One's throne.



















































