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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1stMost Devout: 1stMost Patriotic: 2nd
The Womyn's Paradise of
Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship
From each to his ability, each according to her needs!
Influence
Powerbroker
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Gynostan

Population34.876 billion

CapitalFemininegrad
LeaderSister Number One
FaithGoddess Worship

CurrencyCredit
AnimalCat

The Womyn's Paradise of Gynostan is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Sister Number One with an iron fist, and notable for its public floggings, enslaved workforce, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 34.876 billion Gynos are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Environment, and Education are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Femininegrad. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Gyno economy, worth an astonishing 34,145 trillion Credits a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is a breathtaking 979,065 Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Gift baskets often contain working nukes, morning birdsong has been replaced by the sound of the morning patrol, factories are beating plows into swords, and patients often wonder which is more annoying: their excruciating pain or their doctor incessantly praying over it. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gynostan's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Goddess Worship.

Gynostan is ranked 3,594th in the world and 4th in Pontbridge Islands for Largest Populations, with 34.9 billion capita.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1stMost Devout: 1stMost Patriotic: 2ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 2ndLowest Crime Rates: 2ndLargest Governments: 2ndMost Beautiful Environments: 2ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4thBest Weather: 4thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6thMost Corrupt Governments: 11thLargest Black Market: 12thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14thMost Primitive: 14thHighest Poor Incomes: 15thMost Advanced Public Education: 23rdHighest Average Incomes: 24thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 24thMost Developed: 30thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 31stLongest Average Lifespans: 32ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 35thHighest Economic Output: 37thMost Subsidized Industry: 54thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 57thLargest Welfare Programs: 74thHealthiest Citizens: 101stMost Efficient Economies: 196thMost Ignorant Citizens: 371stMost Stationary: 446thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 678thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 753rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 957thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,713thMost Authoritarian: 3,088thTop
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Largest Populations: 3,594thMost Conservative: 4,503rdMost Influential: 4,735thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 14,947thTop
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Most Extreme: 26,345th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Gynostan, patients often wonder which is more annoying: their excruciating pain or their doctor incessantly praying over it.
  • : Following new legislation in Gynostan, factories are beating plows into swords.
  • : Following new legislation in Gynostan, morning birdsong has been replaced by the sound of the morning patrol.
  • : Following new legislation in Gynostan, gift baskets often contain working nukes.
  • : Following new legislation in Gynostan, a glyph of Sister Number One is worth a thousand letters.
  • : Following new legislation in Gynostan, children are brutally beaten for saying gyatt and skibidi.
  • : Following new legislation in Gynostan, invasive drug testing is now performed at elementary school sports days.
  • : Following new legislation in Gynostan, the military patrols the streets in search of possible secessionists.
  • : Following new legislation in Gynostan, it is illegal to make racist remarks in public.
  • : Following new legislation in Gynostan, political visitors are forced to stop ten paces from Sister Number One's throne.

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