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The Womyn's Paradise of
Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship
From each to his ability, each according to her needs!
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Powerbroker
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
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Gynostan

Population23.076 billion

CapitalFemininegrad
LeaderSister Number One
FaithGoddess Worship

CurrencyCredit
AnimalCat

The Womyn's Paradise of Gynostan is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Sister Number One with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory vegetarianism, aversion to nipples, and triple-decker prams. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 23.076 billion Gynos are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized morass — prioritizes Defense, with Environment and Law & Order also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Femininegrad. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Gyno economy, worth an astonishing 16,978 trillion Credits a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is a breathtaking 735,785 Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It is illegal to have the wrong clock time showing on your microwave oven, all transmission towers have been temporarily diverted in order to establish dialogue with a comet, the nation grinds to a halt for afternoon tea, and the nation's best artists are considered pretty easy to beat. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gynostan's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Goddess Worship.

Gynostan is ranked 245,646th in the world and 6th in Pontbridge Islands for Most Armed, with 0.04 Weapons Per Person.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1stMost Devout: 2ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3rdMost Beautiful Environments: 4thLargest Governments: 5thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5thBest Weather: 6thLowest Crime Rates: 6thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8thHighest Poor Incomes: 10thMost Primitive: 11thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 17thMost Corrupt Governments: 17thLargest Black Market: 21stMost Subsidized Industry: 22ndLongest Average Lifespans: 36thHighest Average Incomes: 65thMost Advanced Public Education: 71stMost Ignorant Citizens: 115thHighest Economic Output: 117thHealthiest Citizens: 135thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 156thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 235thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 284thLargest Welfare Programs: 306thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 509thMost Efficient Economies: 550thMost Stationary: 980thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,390thMost Conservative: 2,130thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,164thMost Authoritarian: 2,446thTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 2,674thLargest Populations: 5,246thMost Influential: 7,521stTop
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Most Developed: 14,825thMost Extreme: 15,342ndMost Income Equality: 16,080thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 20,084th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Gynostan, the nation's best artists are considered pretty easy to beat.
  • : Following new legislation in Gynostan, the nation grinds to a halt for afternoon tea.
  • : Following new legislation in Gynostan, all transmission towers have been temporarily diverted in order to establish dialogue with a comet.
  • : Following new legislation in Gynostan, it is illegal to have the wrong clock time showing on your microwave oven.
  • : Gynostan was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
  • : Gynostan was nominated for a World Assembly Condemnation by The Republic of Aquamarine Island.
  • : Following new legislation in Gynostan, 4-year-olds are often found reminiscing about the 'good old days'.
  • : Following new legislation in Gynostan, the practice of capital punishment proves divisive.
  • : Following new legislation in Gynostan, the government takes agricultural advice from a wasp-themed superhero.
  • : Following new legislation in Gynostan, members of the government all have oddly similar anecdotes about their childhoods.

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