The State of Guynet is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by the Governor with a fair hand, and renowned for its irreverence towards religion and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 22.831 billion Guynetians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The minute, pro-business government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.9%.

The thriving Guynetian economy, worth a remarkable 1,075 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Woodchip Exports, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 47,121 betales, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 148,001 per year while the poor average 11,487, a ratio of 12.9 to 1.

A large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, Guynet has designated Capital Heights as its capital city, The Governor has just been declared ruler of Guynet in an international press conference, and the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Guynet's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Guynet is ranked 255,904^th in the world and 7^th in British Commonwealth of Nations for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 441.14 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.