The Colony of Guldo is a very large, cultured nation, notable for its complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 467 million Guldoans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Spirituality, although Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 18.1%.

The very strong Guldoan economy, worth 24.9 trillion Silver straws a year, is dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 53,313 Silver straws, with the richest citizens earning 8.9 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is moderate. Guldo's national animal is the Monkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Guldo is ranked 293,962^nd in the world and 48^th in THE W0RLD for Largest Black Market, with 31.0 billion Standard Monetary Units.