The Free Love Paradise of Grenartia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Someone with a fair hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, rampant corporate plagiarism, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, humorless, devout population of 36.186 billion Grenartians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Vander. The average income tax rate is 84.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Grenartian economy, worth a remarkable 6,533 trillion grains of sand a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 180,551 grains of sand, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tourists ask to stay in the same pleasant accommodations where foreign prisoners are kept, the government hopes that Federation janitors overhear all of the good gossip, the nation's diplomatic missives are now delivered via sniper rifle, and military advisors frequently remind San Vitenzan farmers that they have to pull the pin on a grenade before throwing it. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Grenartia's national animal is the Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is whatever you want to believe.

Grenartia is ranked 12,132^nd in the world and 4^th in The Transgender Region for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 4,125.69 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.