The Empire of Grellania is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Frederick Hessendorf with an even hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and daily referendums. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 32.891 billion Grellanians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Grellania City. The average income tax rate is 92.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Grellanian economy, worth a remarkable 3,889 trillion Grellanian Credits a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 118,251 Grellanian Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents, the military is on a massive recruiting drive in advance of an invasion of Brasilistan, and any body part that can be cut off a person is no longer considered to be their property. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Grellania's national animal is the Nakkadile, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Morality.

Grellania is ranked 324,782^nd in the world and 58^th in International Democratic Union for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -12.65 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.