The United Kingdom of Grelani is a titanic, genial nation, ruled by Mark Simpson with an even hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, compulsory military service, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate population of 20.058 billion Grelanians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Emberwood. The average income tax rate is 96.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Grelanian economy, worth a remarkable 2,461 trillion Allied Quens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 122,708 Allied Quens, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Cultural heritage is measured in Scoville Heat Units, raccoons are plump and satiated, legislators work 24/7 due to an influx of single-issue bills, and debates on whether toilet seats should be left up or down are increasingly commonplace. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Grelani's national animal is the Otter, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Communion of Plokyo.

Grelani is ranked 319,496^th in the world and 6^th in Highspellia for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring zero on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.