The Tone-Deaf Choir Kid of Greater Uiopia is a mammoth, orderly nation, ruled by Asdf with an iron fist, and remarkable for its prohibition of alcohol, infamous sell-swords, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.771 billion Greater Uiopians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Administration also on the agenda, while International Aid and Healthcare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Typingtonia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 47.0%.

The all-consuming Greater Uiopian economy, worth 901 trillion types a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining and Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 133,128 types, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 543,065 per year while the poor average 21,636, a ratio of 25.1 to 1.

Tesco was recently named as the new national treasurer, children make Greater Uiopia drive 'round, farm turkeys are given high doses of antidepressants to take their minds off the holiday season, and it's scientifically provable that Greater Uiopian guys don't know how to make a woman happy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Greater Uiopia's national animal is the killer, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Cultism.

Greater Uiopia is ranked 249,835^th in the world and 15^th in argent for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -5.92 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.