The Imperijos Teismas of Greater Balticia is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Emil Von Räikkönen with an iron fist, and notable for its closed borders, frequent executions, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 19.126 billion Balticyans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of St Clistonbergas. The average income tax rate is 81.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Greater Baltician economy, worth a remarkable 3,323 trillion Rekmas a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 173,766 Rekmas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Those who turn the other cheek seem to enjoy being slapped just a little too much, returning vacationers often find that their property is now a construction site, the only legal elections are for student body president, and the national colors help to make everyone look slimmer. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Greater Balticia's national animal is the Balticyan Liūtas, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Balticyan Ortodoksas.

Greater Balticia is ranked 6,515^th in the world and 1^st in New Lacia for Highest Poor Incomes, with 149,079.75 Standard Monetary Units.