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Most Valuable International Artwork: 3,179thRudest Citizens: 5,140thHighest Disposable Incomes: 8,570th
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Great Patrick

Population3.011 billion

LeaderKurt Markson


The Republic of Great Patrick is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Kurt Markson with a fair hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, otherworldly petting zoo, and suspicion of poets. The hard-working, democratic population of 3.011 billion Patricians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Herrisbourge. The average income tax rate is 19.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Patrician economy, worth 326 trillion Patmarks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 108,452 Patmarks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

There's more vermin than ever on the metro, many politicians are serving jail time for minor drug offenses, war vets look after war animals, and military information leaks are **REDACTED** by **REDACTED** in **REDACTED**. Crime is totally unknown. Great Patrick's national animal is the Falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Great Patrick is ranked 8,570th in the world and 2nd in Region Name for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 86,978.91 Standard Monetary Units.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 3,179thRudest Citizens: 5,140thHighest Disposable Incomes: 8,570thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 9,139thTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 12,921stLargest Retail Industry: 14,944thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 15,736thLargest Insurance Industry: 16,088thMost Rebellious Youth: 17,880th
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Free: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 2nd in the regionTop
Highest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 3rd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 4th in the region

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